Based on a true incident:
A long long time ago, in a small town, there was a small middle school. And the small middle school used to have an annual arts / sports / etc. festival...
One of the events was a memory test...you go to a room where some objects are kept, you have a few seconds to see everything, then you go back and write down the names of everything you saw on a piece of paper...and the kid with the most correct entries won..
But what intrigued many kids was the fact that every year, the same girl came first, and she was - well, to put it nicely - not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
The mystery was finally solved - and by none other than the girl who came second every year!
The small town had a small general store...and all the school purchases came from there...including the items for the memory test...and who owned the shop? our winner's dad...and that was how that cookie crumbled...